Eating

I have begun to notice that, when I am not in the company of others, the way I eat becomes most peculiar. I play with my food constantly. I rip it into small pieces and suck on it until it dissolves. I nibble and act like a hamster. I dip a spoon into soup and lick it clean. I pretend I'm a velociraptor.

I'm really, really weird when I eat.